Have you ever wondered about the Battefield 4 singleplayer campaign? Of course you haven't - why would you? Regardless, I've made a handy dandy video that pretty much sums up the essence of this forgettable schlock in less than 6 minutes. You're welcome.
This footage was initially recorded to be edited and used in a certain video competition, however, having failed to capture a single scary moment and being thoroughly disappointed with the recording I scrapped the project.
For whatever reason I decided it'd be a waste to simply throw away the footage I already had recorded, so I decided to upload it on YouTube for no one to enjoy.
You'd think that Outlast, the game that is proclaimed to be the scariest thing since Amnesia, would be a bit more... scary. And yes, I know I only played the first 30 minutes and I'm sure it gets scarier later on, but if the first half an hour of the game is a snooze fest, why would I bother keep playing it further? Resident Evil 4 and Bloodborne managed to scare me in the first 30 minutes, why not Outlast? The answer is simple - both RE4 and Bloodborne have amazing atmosphere, Outlast on the other hand relies on cheap (and predictable) jump-scares and scripted events. I could write an entire article on why scripted events are not scary.
It's been 6 months since I last uploaded a Dante Plays video and only 5 months since I last played Far Cry 4... Jeez, I sure am fast at editing and uploading these videos, eh? But it's fine since nobody watches them anyway ;_; It's fiiiiiiine~
For the record, I was playing with the latest patch (Valley of the Yetis DLC) installed. The gameplay was recorded using PS4's built-in Share function.
I took a quick look at the most recent Assassin's Creed game. Turns out that all you need to do to become a successful assassin is to learn how to sit on a bench...
It's a bit silly that you have to purchase the "skill" of sitting on benches, but then again - I guess it's understandable if French Ezio doesn't want to sit on public benches... Who knows what stuff is on them :/
Game: Assassin's Creed Unity
Platform: PS4
The song at the end is 'Stabby Stabby' by Dexter Manning from Sanity Not Included (props to anyone who got that reference without checking the description first)
